LIES! ALL LIES!!!

The blog has run its course, and the future seems secure.

Thank you very much to all who followed and helped spread word of how ridiculously horrible that buffoon would have been in power.  This blog will stay up, though this should be the last update barring any horrific turns like the 2000 Bush/Gore fiasco. 

Facts I Just Made Up will continue of course, and may even give Romney a cameo from time to time.  Thanks again, have a good night and a good second term!

-Lies About Mitt Romney, signing off.

So here’s what would have replaced this tumblr page had Romney won. 
I’m not sure if I’d have gone on with even more bitter satire but the format would have to change as this was designed to look like a news blog with campaign links.  I’m still worried right now that the people calling it are jumping the gun, but I’m hopeful and happy, and would love to think I did some good.  And I’ll be very happy not to have to make fun of that rotten douchebag for four fucking years.

So here’s what would have replaced this tumblr page had Romney won. 

I’m not sure if I’d have gone on with even more bitter satire but the format would have to change as this was designed to look like a news blog with campaign links.  I’m still worried right now that the people calling it are jumping the gun, but I’m hopeful and happy, and would love to think I did some good.  And I’ll be very happy not to have to make fun of that rotten douchebag for four fucking years.

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